Monday, April 21, 2014

Day 207: An Odd Reunion


Coqoj 33th, 4288: 207 Days in the Mortal Realm


This morning was off to a bad start. Isaac was becoming restless with all the flying we’ve been doing. He would pace around and continually snack. Then he began to crowd me. He kept asking what buttons did what and what each lever was for. I was already under pressure to fly us safely to our destination, so when he began poking a few buttons I punched him in the chest to back off.
The screech and roar of the owl bear blared in my face. I quickly scrambled backwards as the eyes of the owl bear narrowed on me. The owl bear swiped at me twice, slashing me across my torso. I fell to the floor clutching my chest. Fear for my life and anger at Isaac for allowing the owl bear to attack me, coursed through me. I was just about to teleport the beast out of the ornithopter when the owl bear waved it’s hands submissively in front of him.
“Zorry!, I’z zo zorry Araja!,” I heard Isaac say.
“What the hell was that Isaac!?” I cursed.
“I you hunch an ow air?” Isaac retorted. I bit my lip, hating the tears that spilled down my cheeks.
“You’re the one controlling it aren’t you?”
“It’z hill can oh-wer hower ‘ine,” he replied. Of course, I thought, I should have known he wasn’t complete control. Just like how he was ‘so in control’ over Billy.
Carefully I stood up. Isaac offered out a paw but I shrank from it. I made sure the ornithopter was flying in a straight line before going down the stairs to Carl. The bar room was empty. I looked over the bar counter, just wanting to grab one of the bottles of alcohol. If there was anything I learned about alcohol, was that it could be used to help cleanse a wound. I was slightly surprised to find Carl cowering being the counter.
“Oh, he didn’t kill you?” Carl said, surprise and fear in his voice.
“Luckily,” I said, wincing from leaning too far forward, “Carl, could I use some of your stores to cleanse my wounds?” I asked.
Carl’s face contorted in thought with a touch of reluctance. He then stood up and grabbed a bottle off the shelf.
“Here,” he said handing me the long, dark brown, glass bottle, “It’s Elven wine. Nasty stuff, but they seem to enjoy it.” Before I could ask, Carl handed me a clean rag.
“Thank you,” I said. I then proceeded to clean myself up. The wine barely stung, though it added to the stains on the turquoise dress. How immodest I suddenly was. I did my best to not think about the gaping holes. How I wished I had my circlet.
Once back up on deck, I went right to the controls and shifted the ornithopter until the compass showed we were navigating northeast. I saw Isaac huddled by the windows at the front of the ornithopter. How I wish he wasn’t in my view. I was still angry with him at the time.
A few hours later, Carl came up the stairs.
“Araja, I wanted to let you know that we’ll need to find some place to land. We’re starting to run low on fuel. We have roughly 2-3 days worth left,” he informed me. His eyes then darted down, to my chest, but shot back up with a touch of confusion.
“What?” I asked feeling self conscious and embarrassed by my indecency.
“Sorry, just... wasn’t your dressed ripped?” Carl asked, “I mean, I saw that you had been attacked and just am confused by the lack of tears... never mind!” Carl quickly said, his face red with embarrassment, “We’ll need to land somewhere so we can get more fuel.”
As he told me that, I had looked down and saw that the dress had repaired itself. I was impressed by the quality of dress Isaac had gotten me. I didn’t realize it was magical.
I then redirected my attention to Carl.
“We’ll land at the next bit of land I see,” I informed him. Carl gave a quick nod before turning on his heels and headed back down stairs.
Evening was setting in when I spotted an island. It was small, but with all the water stretching from horizon to horizon, I figured we’d try our luck with the island. Maybe there’d be some kind of civilization.
Large, raptor type of birds attacked the ornithopter ever so often as we made our descent. Unfortunately for our windows, two of them became cracked.
I was able to land us with no problems at the forest floor. Carl came back and we discussed the possibility of no civilization. He knew how to make the kind of fuel the ornithopter needed and instructed Isaac while he scouted to keep an eye open for wheat and potato like plants. If we got the material needed, it would take a week roughly to get a full tank of fuel. Isaac was selected to go scout because the large birds kept attacking the ornithopter ever so often. I figured they’d leave him alone over me or Carl.
2 hours passed and twilight was in full effect. Isaac walked back into the ornithopter. He wasn’t able to find a town, but he did find wheat and a potato like vegetable. Carl mentioned he would need a lot more than just the handful Isaac had brought back. Isaac said he’d get more once he had something to carry more in. I knew the food bag to be a bag of holding, having discovered that a week ago.
There was so much food! The pile of food was beginning to take up all the tables in the tavern when I came across some wheat and potato like roots. Lots of it!
Isaac groaned having done so much walking when we had the material to make fuel already. I apologized and offered him one of the fine cure of hams. He happily ate it.
A few more thuds were heard against the dome of the ornithopter. Isaac then goes back outside. While he’s gone, I put the food back into the bag of holding. Half way into doing that, I sharp trembling rattles the tavern and ornithopter. It was only a few seconds, but it was enough to have me and Carl eyeing each other out of confusion. I hadn’t a clue as to what Isaac was doing, but that seemed a bit extreme of him if he was shaking the whole contraption.
A few moments later the ghost of Isaac came back through the door.
“You decided to ditched the owl bear?” I asked. Part of me was thankful that he got rid of the beast. I didn’t want to have it attack me again.
“Yeah, I had to so I could scare all those birds away before they destroyed the windows,” Isaac explained.
“It’s nice being able to hear you more clearly now,” I added. Just then the whole contraption shook violently again. As it shook, a distinct sound of breaking glass echoed from up the stairs.
“What on earth is happening out there?”
“I saw a volcano off in the distance. I think you could see it from upstairs,” Isaac answered. I braced myself as the shaking calmed down, and made my way toward the stairs. As I walked into the control room, I could see shards of glass on the ground and two empty window frames. It was disheartening to have to repair the windows on top of making fuel. Let alone off in the distance, there was a glow of a volcano... I doubted we’d be safe to stay the night.
Quickly I went to Carl to see if there was a way to repair the windows. He heaved a sigh that resembled what I felt. He said we could, but it’d be at least 8 hours to melt the glass and mold it back into it’s shape.We could only hope we had eight hours...
Carl placed me in charge of sweeping up the glass and grinding it into a powder once more. I actually really appreciated him letting me help. I wanted to learn how to run the contraption. If Carl and I went into business together, I wanted to have an idea of how the ornithopter worked and how to fix it.
As I crushed the glass, there was a knocking at the door to the tavern. Carl and I looked at each other. Neither of us wanted to leave the boiler room to answer the door. The knocking continued off and on for a minute. I wondered who was out there. Was there civilization?
I called for Isaac. He floated into the room, Carl jumping back. He looked panicked in the glow of the forge.
“It’s okay Carl. This is Isaac. He was the one controlling the owl bar,” I introduced. I’m not sure if Carl registered what I had said, but I redirected my attention to Isaac, “Would you check who’s outside the tavern?”
Isaac floated away without a word. I continued my task for another minute before Isaac returned.
“Some hooded guy,” Isaac shrugged. My heart skipped. There was a bad connotation in my head about strangers in hoods. It was secretive in a bad way. Yet I figured that I needed to push that aside and go see what I could do for this person. If it was just one person, surely I could handle a confrontation with them if that folk was a threat.
I wiped my brow from the sweat that had collected from being in the boiler room. Carl, who was heating up some glass powder called out to me before I left.
“Want me to activate the defences?”
“Absolutely,” I said. I hadn’t known that the ornithopter was equipped with defences. I then made my way to the front door.
I took a deep breath before opening the door to the unknown fate. I looked out into the woods and saw a figure walking away. Part of me wanted to shut the door, to have walked back to Carl and continued mending the window, but my decision to see what it was this folk needed over powered my senses.
“Can I help you?” I called after the cloaked figure. The being stopped and turned around. It walked right back to me and stood still.
“Do you need something?” I asked. There was a low, rough sound made. It was as though the person was growling at me. I looked around and was grateful to see Isaac next to me.
“Did you catch what he said?” I asked.
“Yep. He’s the Keeper of the Mountain.”
“Could you ask him what he needs?”
Isaac made a similar sound, some throaty growl like noise. The person responded with same noise and length of sound.
“He’s the Keeper of the Mountain.”
“That’s all he said?”
“Yep.”
I had to wonder if the Keeper of the Mountain wanted us to leave. Part of me also wondered if I should be more hospitable. Maybe give him something to drink
“Here, come in,” I said, taking a step back. The Keeper of the Mountain stepped in. There was an ashy sound to his steps. I looked for a drink and surprisingly found a jug labeled water. I then poured him a glass and handed it to the Keeper. He held the glass and seemed to stare at it. The water suddenly was boiling as the glass melted and ran down his hand and into his robe.
What was I to do with this being? I was trying to be welcoming, but suddenly I couldn’t help but worry for our safety. Was this whole place about to burst into fire?
Then again, he did just melt glass.
“Isaac, ask him if he would help us melt glass. If he’s wanting us gone, all we need to do is replace the windows. Once that was done, we could just go land in the ocean for the week Carl needs to make more fuel,” I instructed. Isaac gave a nod of his head and then proceeded to communicate with the Keeper in the throaty, growl like language.
The Keeper once more gave a familiar response.
“Let me guess, he’s the Keeper of the mountain,” I asked.
“Yep.”
Just then the keeper walked toward the stairs and went up into the control room. I followed after. The Keeper was standing near the control panel that operated the ornithopter. He must have been looking at the windows, taking note of them, but I couldn’t be certain for his head was still hooded. I was beginning to feel frustrated with the Keeper of the Mountain.
“What do you need from us?” I asked, a bit stern too as I think back. The Keeper turned his head toward me, then pointed a long, charcoal finger in the direction of the mountain. Once more he informed us that he was the Keeper of the Mountain followed by another quake from the volcano. I could see a few trails of magma that had begun to crawl down the side of the volcano. I figured it was time to go. He surely didn’t want us there.
“Okay, if you’ll kindly leave us, we’ll be sure to get going,” I said. I then went downstairs to Carl. I assumed the Keeper would have followed me and I would show him out after I asked Carl my question.
“Carl, what would happen if we flew without the windows in?”
Carl looked up from the glowing hot pool of glass he was working with.
“If you go too fast, we could very well get sucked out or the pressure difference will crush our eardrums. I would imagine though if you kept it slow enough, that we’ll be fine, but keep in mind, I still haven’t had time to make fuel,” Carl explained. I nodded my head and left to escort the Keeper the rest of the way out. I was surprised to find him still in the control room. I was about to ask him once more to leave, but the volcano let off another violent earthquake. This time bits of fire spewed from it’s mouth. If the Keeper wasn’t about to leave, then I supposed he was going to end up leaving with us.
I parked myself in front of the controls and prepared the ornithopter for take off. I pulled the lever down to lift us but was met with resistance. I put some more gas into the lift off. I could hear the ornithopter groan. I looked at the Keeper and saw the floor warping under him. Quickly I dropped the speed right as Carl yelled up the stairs, “STOP THE ENGINES! SHE’LL BLOW!”
With the engines turned off and the Keeper very much still in the ornithopter, I gave up on being polite.
“Why won’t you leave? Can’t you see we’re trying to go, to leave your island? Or are you trying to destroy us?” I snapped.
The Keeper then spoke a different sequence of sounds.
“He wants you to go with him,” I heard Isaac say behind me.
“Why?” I questioned. And why hadn’t he said that at the start of all this? Isaac gave a short grunt to the Keeper. The Keeper then reminded us once more that he was the Keeper of the mountain. “I got that.” I said before Isaac could translate.
If it was me this person was after, then I felt I really had no choice but to go. He wasn’t going to leave without me and we couldn’t fly off in the ornithopter with him in the building. I shook my head as I considered this being me willfully walking to the slaughter. This couldn’t be good, but I clung onto a small sliver of hope that if I went without trouble, that whatever was in store for me, I’d have a chance to get away.
“Okay, I’ll go,” I said defeated like. The Keeper moved past me, leading the way. I quickly ducked into the boiler room to inform Carl where I was headed. He nodded, seeming confused by my choice. I informed him I was leaving the bag of food, for I had no hope of returning (though I left the reason out when I told Carl).
Isaac and I followed after the Keeper for a time. We walked through the dense forest and soon were climbing up the mountainside toward the mouth of the volcano.
“You know, I’ve heard legends that young maidens would be sacrificed to appease the Gods,” Isaac whispered.
“Well good thing I’m not young,” I retorted.
“But you’re a maiden.
“Shut up!”
Isaac chuckled to himself. I could feel my nerves rise the higher we went up the mountain, no thanks to Isaac’s words of comfort.
Once at the top of the mountain, I looked down into the depths of the volcano. The lake of lava radiated heat that surely would have burned me if I dared go any further into the volcano’s mouth. In the midst of the lake I noticed a small island. Something was on it.
The Keeper made some sounds, pointing toward the lake of lava.
“He says you need to help it,” Isaac translated.
“Help what? The thing on the island?” I asked. Isaac nodded, “Could you go see what it is?”
“Sure,” and with that Isaac flew away toward the island. He came back but before he got close enough to say anything, the Keeper made a loud rumbling sound. Isaac slowed his return a little. As he got closer he told me I had to go find out for myself. I looked at the Keeper wondering what it was that was out there for me to help.
I took a deep breathe of the hot air and casted a protection spell against fire on myself. I then made the descent down into the inferno. I could feel the ward I placed upon myself under pressure with all the heat around me. Knowing the ward could end any moment, I made an effort to fly faster and to prepare another spell to protect myself if the ward I had up failed.
As the island got closer, I was able to catch sight of the creature walking about it. It was a chicken. As I landed on the island the chicken cocked it’s head and happily clucked to me. Realization then came over me. It was Henny! I certainly couldn’t believe it and I had to wonder why Isaac didn’t tell me or why the Keeper instructed him to not say anything.
Quickly I picked Henny up and flew back to the safety of Isaac and the Keeper. As I landed next to them, I felt my ward end. I certainly lucked out on that.
“It’s Henny Isaac,” I said.
“That’s Burne’s chicken right?”
“Yeah, but I haven’t a clue how she got all the way out here,” I responded. Just then Henny nipped at my fingers and flapped her wings to break free from my grasps. I let go and she quickly strutted over to the Keeper. She clucked happily to which Keeper bent down and picked her up. As he stood up straight, he then took down his hood. As he made his reveal I knew immediately who the Keeper was. It was Burne! Well, it was a burnt, ashen version of Burne.
“Why’d you need me to go fetch Henny?” I asked. The form he was now in, he looked better equipped to handle the heat than myself.
“I had to be sure,” he answered in a earthy tone that was aged.
“Sure about what?”
“Henny has only trusted one other mortal and so when I saw your craft land on my island, I needed to test you to make sure it was you.”
I almost laughed thinking I was quite iconic and hard to be mistaken, but then I remembered. When I met Burne, I had a disguise on. Not my typical disguise of my human self before I died. No, I had put on an Elven disguise. I believe it was short blonde hair... Anyways, it was curious that he would have even suspected me being the elf that brought him Henny all those months ago.
Burne lead us to a cave. It was still unclear as to what happened to Burne  and the others, but somehow Burne became ‘the  Keeper of the Mountain’ while Jaroo, the druid, had become some kind of plant spirit. He also made it sound like hundreds of years had passed. I don’t know, it was confusing. Either way, we were told we were safe in the cave for the night. Our section of the island looked like it’d be protected from all the lava that was now flowing all over the land. I hoped for Carl’s safety.
Also discovered the birds that kept attacking us are Henny’s children. That chicken is an odd creature to say the least. I don’t even want to know who the dad is.


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Day 206: Pilot Araja, My Unknown Talent


Coqoj 32th, 4288: 206 Days in the Mortal Realm

Pilot Araja. Pilot A. Eloirakn. Pilot Eloirakn.
Not sure I like either of those titles. If you couldn’t guess, I’m the pilot of the ornithopter now. When I woke this morning, we were still under water. There wasn’t a clock visible and so I hadn’t any idea what time it was. Timmy, well John once he woke up, was still asleep at the wheel. I walked around the room, observing the ocean life as they swam by. Isaac was laying on the floor watching me pace.Eventually I sat down and leaned up against him as boredom set in.
I began to watch Timmy. Surely he was about to wake up soon or so I thought. As I watched for signs of him arousing, I noticed how still he remained. There wasn’t moment in his shoulders to indicate he was breathing.His face even looked somewhat ashen. Alarmed, I went to Timmy’s side. I carefully touched his arm.
Cold.
I applied more pressure.
Stiff.
“Carl!” I yelled. Footsteps rang up the stairs and shortly Carl was by my side with two cups of alcohol in his hands. He hesitated when he saw my face.
“What?”
“Touch him!”
What?” he repeated.
“Carl, I think Timmy’s dead. Touch him!” I commanded once more. Carl gaped at me. He slowly looked at Timmy, mouth still open and rigid. He slowly stretched a glass of alcohol toward him. Just as he was about to touch Timmy, Carl suddenly snapped his hand back, thrust the cups into my hands and headed to the door.
“Don’t even joke Araja! He’s fine,” Carl said, not looking back.
“Carl! I’m pretty sure he’s dead!” I insisted.
“Not funny!!” his voice echoed up the stairs.
I looked over at Isaac. He shrugged his shoulders.
“And make sure John has his drinks when he wakes up!” Carl instructed. I bit my tongue. I wanted to shout at him once more that he was dead but figured Carl still wouldn’t accept it.
I eyed Timmy’s body once more. Too still. There was no way he was alive. Scared, I went back to Isaac and leaned up against him, placing the drinks next to me as i waited. I couldn’t help but worry how we were in a watery grave. The only hope I held onto was Carl being able to get us back up into the air.
Time passed. Timmy remained still and silent. Slow footsteps came up the stairs. Carl peeked around the corner.
“Please tell me John’s awake and that you’re still joking,” Carl said with a touch of desperation. I looked at him with grave eyes. I slowly shook my head and looked away. Carl walked over to Timmy and gave him a poke. He cringed away, repulsed. He looked at me once more, grief eminent on his face. “Do either of you know how to fly this?” My heart sank. He doesn’t know how to fly this thing!? I thought. The last thing I operated that was crafted by the Gnomes was that forsaken submarine! I felt very fortunate that I managed to get out of that contraption alive! I doubted I’d be as lucky that time around. Nevertheless, I got up and approached Timmy.
I couldn’t figure out from looking at him what had caused his untimely death, but it wouldn’t surprise me if his liver failed. It was unpleasant removing him from his restrains. The fleshy, but stiff, feel of his rigor mortis body made me cringe. I suppressed the thoughts of Meryth’s cold body, Rekka’s freshly deceased form, and the little boy that we were able to resurrect. Poor Timmy. I doubt we’d find a Cleric any time soon.
Once Timmy was removed from the controls, I got myself in place as best I could. The controls were designed for a Gnome, not a 6’ 2” Angelic. I took a few deep breathes, closing my eyes to help calm my nerves. I had watched him fly the contraption. Surely it was as simple as he made it out to be, I told myself. The notes I saw looked like they were written by a drunk man, so I knew I had to go purely on what I remembered seeing.
There was a button next to the one I was sure Timmy had pressed before we descended into the water, that had an arrow pointing up. I figured that was the best option for going back to the surface. I held my breathe as I pushed down on the button. Sure enough, the ornithopter began to propel upward. Soon we broke the surface.
The sun was high in the sky and I was convinced it had to have been past noon. That was about all I could tell. The windows of the dome were smudged and littered with jellyfish. I had to clean the windows before taking off.
Carefully I made my way out a side hatch into the sun. I had grabbed a bucket of water and a rag from Carl. Though bright, the sun wasn’t too hot. We had to be fairly south for the early autumn sun to not be scorching at this time of day. I used my wings to keep myself in place as I wiped away the jellyfishes. A few of them touched me, which stung, but nothing terrible. After many minutes of cleaning, the dome was relatively clear of the scum the sea creatures had left.
When I got back to the control panel, I triggered the wings to extend and slowly pulled down on the lever that Timmy managed the speed with. Sure enough, the ornithopter took off with no problems and a sense of security swept over me. It wasn’t difficult at all. I continued the zig zag motion of northeast and southeast to avoid the glass dome becoming a death ray.
We’re now resting once more in the depths of the sea. I’m feeling quite confident in my new talent. I’m actually considering making money off of transporting people. I’m sure Carl would still enjoy keeping his job too. Actually, I would be working for him as the new pilot. Surely this is now his ornithopter. Anyways, I’m also grateful I haven’t killed us yet in the 9 hours of flying that I’ve done thus far.


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Monday, April 14, 2014

Day 205: Good Morning... John?

Previous Entry Coqoj 31th, 4288: 205 Days in the Mortal Realm


This morning Isaac and I met the real ‘Timmy.’ His name is John. He was shocked to find himself strapped in at the helm of the ornithopter. He looked at us with and looked quite confused by our presence.
“Who’s flying this thing!?” he demanded.
“You are?” I responded, confused.
“What!? I can’t fly this!” Immediately, who I thought at the time was Timmy, began to struggle to get out of the restraints. “Is this some sick joke?” he spat as struggled to free himself. I wondered if that was why Carl warned us to get him when Timmy woke up.
“Carl!” I called down the stairs, “Timmy’s awake.”
“Who’s Timmy,” Timmy shouted at me. Footsteps echoed up the stairs. Carl walked through the door with a glass of clear liquid in hand. I had assumed it was water at first.
“Oh, thank goodness you’re here Carl. Get me out of this! That bird woman must have trapped me here!” Timmy said vehemently.
“Good morning to you John,” Carl warmly responded while giving me a look that suggested I should just go with it, “Here, drink this,” Carl instructed holding out the cup.
“It ain’t alcohol is it? I hate that stuff!” John snapped. A short snort escaped my lips. Carl gave me a sharp look.
“No, it’s water,” Carl told him. John without further encouragement took the glass and took a quick swig. He sputtered suddenly.
“This <gag> isn’t <spit> ...wada. Who’d eva wan wada?” John slurred. He then finished the glass of alcohol and asked for another. Carl handed him another glass that I hadn’t noticed in his hand. Once John was done with his second glass, Carl took the cups back downstairs.
“I gawing to talk hid hin,” Isaac told me before following Carl downstairs.
After Isaac left, I looked at the man strapped at the wheel. John apparently wasn’t a very nice guy.
“So, where ecthactly er we goin’?” John asked.
“To the Wetland Jungles,” I reminded. John pressed a button that was clearly labeled ‘map’. A large map appeared to which John began to use some mapping instruments.
“Ah!” John exclaimed, “We ah heerah,” he then pointed to a spot on the map in the middle of the ocean. I imagined we had roughly 5 more days before we reached the southern part of France.
“And this is where we’re going John,” I said, pointing to the Wetland Jungles.
“Whoa!? Who’s John?” John said, “Anyways, tha’d be... oh, five er sefen days til ve get dere,” he continued without me having to explain why I called him John.
I heard Isaac breathing behind me. I jumped a little from the surprise of him being there. He told me slowly that Carl said John was Timmy’s true name. When he was sober, he then remembered his name was John. When sober, John was a terrible pilot and we’d all end up dying. When drunk, he believed his name was Timmy and for some reason was the best ornithopter pilot alive.
And so it was, Carl made sure to keep Timmy drunk so John wouldn’t come around and potentially send us hurtling down in a ball of fire. The rest of the day’s flight went smoothly.
Right now we’re currently floating in the depths of the ocean, but that’s nothing to be alarmed about. It scared me at first when Timmy suddenly announced that for the night we were going to save fuel by letting the ornithopter land. As I looked out the window, all one could see was water. I was about to question how when he pressed a button and the wings immediately folded up, the ornithopter then free falling.
I stretched my wings out in response to the sudden falling sensation. When we hit the water, we seamlessly merged with it. Part of me wonders if we’re still falling. Once satisfied that the ornithopter was secure in it’s watery bed, Timmy promptly fell asleep.
For a time I just laid on my back admiring the sea life swimming about the dome. The one time I turned into a mermaid, back in Nulb when Isaac and I, as well as our other party members, destroyed the Temple of Elemental Evil, it was quite exciting. Breathing under water was such a strange sensation and it felt liberating not being constrained by how long one could hold their breath.
I must say, this time being lost, despite the excitement as a lizard, has been nice. An excellent time for reflection. I’m actually beginning to reconsider my initial thought of saying goodbye to Raæin. Perhaps I ought to keep with him, but more in the sense that he’s a strong friend. If I need to help someone, he’s a great ally to have if I can’t do it alone. I mostly want to emulate what Gemmel was for me. A strong figure who knew what he believed in, what he stood for, and had the capability, or knew of those who had the capability, to help people in need. I hope to have the wisdom like him one day to discern those in true need over those who would try to take advantage of my kindness.
If anything, the main thing I plan on not doing is actively seeking out the evil. Struggle will always happen. What I want to focus on is finding peace, finding joy, and finding fulfillment. If the evil comes to me, I’ll deal with it then. I suppose in the mean time I’m turning a blind eye to what I’m fairly convinced is pure evil taking place in the heavens, but perhaps this is another step in the direction of moving on and not caring


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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Day 204: A Drunken Pilot? Why Not?



Coqoj 30th, 4288: 204 Days in the Mortal Realm


Isaac and I are on our way back to France currently. We made it to the coast and with little difficulty were able to find someone who was willing, without discussion of payment, to take us on our long trek across the ocean. I have to wonder if my appearance in my grand dress that Isaac got me a little over two weeks back, and the fact that he was still possessing the owl bear, had anything to do with that.
We walked into the coastal town Gregston. I already drew attention with my large stature and black wings among the Gnomes. However with Isaac as an owl bear by my side, folk were far more aware of us as we walked through the streets.
I noted the various contraptions that they call ornithopters. They were of curious workmanship; glass domes, fairy like wing shape stretching out in a 40 foot span. I knew I had to make sure I found a competent pilot and with that, someone ‘daring’ enough to take on a flight across the world, let alone to a place they are most certain was wild and untamed.
We walked into a tavern and sat down with some Gnomes.
“Whooz da ‘est hi-lot in town?” Isaac jumped right in, not at all caring about what he was or of how the folk would react to a talking owl bear. The Gnomes at our table batted their eyes in shock and confusion.
“Sorry, we’re wanting to know who the best ornithopter pilot in town is,” I translated in case they didn’t understand Isaac. We were quickly met with the reply that Timmy was the best and that we could find him at the Roaring Rafters. We took off without further questions to see if we could find Timmy.
Walking into the Roaring Rafters was like being assaulted in the face.  The noise level was well above the typical tavern, but I suppose it meant the place lived up to it’s name. It was a lively crowd to say the least. Merriment was all around. I walked up to the bartender who was working ceaselessly to keep his patrons happy.
“‘’Scuse me sir,” I called out over the noise.
“It’s Carl,” the bartender called out, not skipping a beat.
“Carl, by chance do you know a Timmy? I was told he’s the best ornithopter pilot and that I’d find him here.”
“Sum one say m’name?” a drunk Gnome slurred next to me. He reeked of alcohal and leaned heavily on the bar counter. His head lolled back as he looked me and Isaac up and down.
“That’s Timmy there,” Carl said. I raised an eyebrow. I was not thrilled with the first impression I was receiving then.
“Him? He seriously can fly an ornithopter?” I questioned.
“I is the besht orithopta pilot in town,” Timmy’s voice fluctuated as he tried to maintain eye contact.
“He certainly is,” Carl added. I gawked some more at Timmy. I couldn’t imagine him ever sober. He clearly was a drunk and even talked with Isaac, unphased by the creature he was.
“Is he ever sober?” I asked. Everyone in close vicinity to me bursted into laughter.
“Who! Who swore? Who shed the ‘S’ word?” Timmy said aggressively.
“There’s seriously no one better?”
“Nope,” Carl simply replied.
“Really?” I said in disbelief, “And he’s never... not drunk,” I said trying to be tactful with my words. I heard Timmy ask who said the ‘N D’ word and I figured mentioning anything against alcohol and drunkenness would not be received well with him. Carl finally looked up and realized who he was talking to. His face became somewhat ashen as he looked at Isaac.
“Look lil’ lady,” Timmy began to say to me, reaching up and placing a hand on my arm, “Wha ever repulsion you ‘ave wid alcohol, fers and foremos, the orithopta runs on dat stuff. All da alcohol. Second, you ‘ave ta make sher id da right stuff or the orithopa won’t werk. I like ta think id as quality control,” he explained. I rolled my eyes finding it unbelieveable still that anyone would say he was the best.
“If ya put wrong alcohol in, den ya crash and burn. I dun want dat. My orithopta won’t crash ‘cuz I make sher I use da right stuff,” Timmy added.
I look at Carl who was keeping an eye on us. He was on the far end of the bar now. I thought about what he said and what the few others had said to me. The Timmy before me was a huge contradiction to their statements. It baffled me to no end that he would be considered the best. Yet, I had no reason to disbelieve them either. I needed to get to France... and so I decided I would take a leap of faith seeing that this drunk probably would be oblivious to the ‘dangerous’ idea of flying me to what was still considered the Wetland Jungles.
“What has your longest journey been Timmy?” I asked.
“Nobuddy eva dies on my ship. Others yesh, but not on mine,” Timmy babbled on. I rolled my eyes once more,
“Timmy, if you’re ever wanting a serious adventure, come find me for I have an exciting place I need to get to,” I said, half bluffing to hopefully peak his interest.
“Wha? Why’d’n’t ya say so,” Timmy asked. He then downed his mug and the mug of the man next to him. He then slid off the stool he was sitting on and promptly face planted the floor after his first step. I massaged my temples trying to not think about how drunk he was and the fact I was about to trust him to fly me to France.
Isaac helped him up. Timmy made a few more steps before falling into some patrons and reuniting with the floor once more. We were able to help get Timmy up the stairs. Apparently his ornithopter was parked on top of the tavern. I could hear downstairs Carl asking the patrons to leave, saying they were going to be taking off soon.
We got Timmy to the wheel of the ship. Once there he pressed a button that seemed to help strap him in and keep him upright.
“Ah, dere, dat’s bedda,” he moaned happily, “Okay, naow, where is it yer needin’ ta go?”
“The Wetland Jungles,” I said nonchalantly. Timmy didn’t seem a bit phased.
“Where’s dat?”
“East of here.”
“Okay, ‘ang on den,” Timmy said. He flipped a few switches and pressed a button that extended the wings. He then flipped a lever down and gently pulled a second lever toward him. I could feel the contraption rattle a little as the hum of the engine reved. Slowly the ornithopter lifted into the sky. The wings flapped in unison, the contraption riding smoothly.
Timmy then flipped the one level back up and the ornithopter gave a small jerk as it began to propel forward.  Soon the coastal town, Gregston, was a dot on the horizon.
“Naow, ya said dat we needs ta ‘ead east?” Timmy asked.
“Yes.”
He steered the ornithopter toward the sun. It was high in the sky, but still quite below it’s zenith. It had to have been roughly 10am in the morning. It was there that I laughed a little to myself at how drunk he was for how early it was in the day. Again I questioned my sanity for trusting the Gnome to get me safely to France.
“What diz ‘utton do?” Isaac asked.
“Wanna see?” Timmy responded with a smirk. Isaac nodded his head excitedly. Timmy hit the button and the ornithopter raced even faster. It was already going an impressive speed, now it was like riding in the fortress we once had minus the shaking.
“Wanna go fasta?”
Isaac nodded once more. Timmy pulled the lever he was holding closer to him.
“Fasta?”
Again an encouraging nod from Isaac. At this point I felt strangely hot and could hear the windows begin to quiver. I heard footsteps behind me and turned to see Carl coming through the door. I was surprised to see him there, I thought we had left him back at the Roaring Rafters.
“Timmy, slow it down!” He demanded.
“Alright,” Timmy drawled, clearly disappointed that his fun had ended, “and good heavens! It’s becoming an oven in here.”
“We needs ta fly due east accordin’ to the missus ‘ere,” Timmy responded, “Ho! Dat’s really bad fer us. We’ll burn up!” Timmy then began to shift the direction of the ornithopter so it was heading southeast.
“Um, we’ll need to go north eventually,” I said.
“Don’t cha worry. We’ll zig zag it ‘til we gets ta where ya wants ta be,” Timmy said.
“And don’t be using the overdrive. That’s for emergencies only. All that speed is really hard on the engines,” Carl said before heading back downstairs.
The hours passed by with no more excitement. I explored downstairs and discovered that the Roaring Rafters was part of the aircraft. Carl was the mechanic and went everywhere with Timmy.
So here I am, back in the control room. There’s still lots of ocean beneath us. I can only hope that the zig zagging will get us to France. Tim has fallen asleep at the wheel, but Carl says it’s okay since the craft was set to auto pilot and Tim’s already strapped in his seat. However we were warned to get Carl as soon as he woke up. Not sure why, but here’s hoping I’ll be able to rest peaceable enough considering the aircraft is sailing itself with a drunk passed out at the wheel.